Secret #113 Time Management for Women

As we all know, men can be so high maintenance.

I mean, a real relationship with a real man can interrupt your schedule and take up so much of your personal time and energy.

What a pain!

So how can you, as a woman, get the emotional comfort of a relationship with a man without the emotional drain and time hassles of actually having a relationship with a real man?

To all women everywhere, I say look no further!

You don't need a real man. You only need 25% of a man (and not the 25% most men think). And think of all the time, money, and energy you'll save with 25% man. He doesn't make any messes, talk back, or leave the toilet seat up—and he's always ready to cuddle.

Get your 25% man now... all you have to do is decipher the language of the country where they sell these.

* Note to women who are already in a relationship with a real man: No trade-ins allowed.